patrick's Journal

Ye right
i fid it hilarious now that the red sox won everyone is a Boston fan. How fucking convenient. If u dont even watch baseball or care about it, then stfu because thats just stupid.

Current Mood: annoyed

The sky turned to fire and the sea turned black...a sad day
RIP Superman

Current Mood: numb
Current Music: No music

Ughhhh
So i catch word that they wanna cancel the wrestling program at my old school. Ahem, FUCK THAT. My best time in high school were a result of being a part of the wrestling team. I never ever made friends in football or track and i would always be alone when i played these "team" sports. But as soon as I joined the wrestling teams i met 2 of my best friends. So no, its not gonna happen. A bunch of people are going in on Tuesday to state our case on why the wrestling team should be kept around. If they still refuse, we are gonna bring it to the media and throw a load of bad publicity on the school. Muwahahahahaha they dont need that. Other than that I had a pretty good time at work today. I got to work with Ricci which is like a highlight of my job because she is so beautiful and hence OUTTA MY LEAGUE. Easily out of my league. I am like junior high baseball league while she is Intergalactic World Series Game 5 Nike endorsed league. Yep, waaaaaaaaaaay outta my league. But talking to her is good enough for me. Hmmm i need a haircut. Anyway peace out and lates and gbyegbyegbye.

Current Mood: crappy
Current Music: MY BROTHER TALKING ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS

Its hot here
Jeeze its freaking burning in CA. The escalade said that it was 105 degrees outside today. Anyway im at Tom Paternoster's house right now and I am laughing hysterically because he just fucked up his computer badly and his dad is giving him a speech on responsiblity and the PC club lol. I think that I have been playing too many computer games. I think i need a fucking girlfreind to keep me occupied on good things rather than Warcraft and wolfenstein. Lol im such a loser. Kickbacktime at JOE's. Lates. Oh and one more thing, I think that people who are way too aggressive and always want to pick a fight and always try to intimidate other people by telling how much backup they have are losers. I think that without their frineds they are nothing, they are social sluts and they think that materialistic lifestyles are the way to go. They think they are better than everyone and that they have the right to put people down because they dont feel the same way. TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE: Bring your backup and ur trucks and ur money and ur bitches and ur fucking gay attitudes. I will fuck u all up. Thats a promise.

Current Mood: somehow from happy to pissed
Current Music: Tom's mom saying "Oh Well...."

Straight MotherFuckin PAINTballin'
Yea so its been a while since I posted and thats why i dont expect too many comments lol. EVERYONE HAS PROBABLY FORGOTTEN ME. Anyway, I guess ur all wondering about the title. My friends and I have discovered the thrill of paintballing and not only that we do it in public places. Muwhahahahahahahaha. Very fun stuff. Anyway nothing really new. Hung out with the QUadrad ALOT this past week. Went to a party last night where we met this really fat obnoxious girl who loved every song that came on the radio and decided that dancing as unsexy as possible was the way to go. Lets just say that her dancing was so bad that I didnt need to drink at all to puke all over. -shudder- all that jiggling...........-shudder-. Gah!! Anyway, the fun shall continue into the weekend- oh wait i have work right now!!!!SHIT!!!!

Current Mood: rushed
Current Music: Down by Blink 182 (the radio is on)

OUCH
Dammit im burnt. Went fishing with Tom yesterday. I caught like 50 fish, while he only caught 4. Muwahahahahahaha. Fishing is fun at the beginning but then it justs get long and drawn out and then on top of that I fell into the water and got all this green stuff on my pants. The last of the Quadrad is almost done with school. As soon as joe comes back to the valley The QUadrad is gonna have a kick ass summer. Bar fights, road trips, and days at the beach. OH YEA AND FUCK YOU JAMES GASCH!!!! Thats all.......

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: BAD Boys by the Cops TV show

Huh?
Okay I have decided that when you give a speech and try to picture people naked to feel more comfortable, it is literally impossible when there is this huge fat asian chick in front of you. It was so bad that it made stop a second. my speech went like this:

" Hello ladies and gentlemen, today I would like to talk to you about....Oh God..."

The rest of the time I was holding back vomit and keeping my eyes shut. Anyway other than that today was alright. shout out to Joe who got dropped by the crowd. Id just stick to regular surfing if i were you because obviously crowd surfing is not your thing....... So I heard that Britney Spears is coming out with her own fragrance. Yea it smells like someone trying to smell like Madonna. You Know....

Post on this joke of a Livejournal I dare ya!! And dont worry about saying anything controversial because only 3 people read my journal. 2 of those people is me and my alter ego so that leaves the 73 year old recluse up the road who somehow got an LJ.

Later guys.

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: KING OF THE HILL ON TV

Oh please dont tell me u saying what im thinking what im saying what im thinking.......
I dont know if you guys heard about this but earlier this week President Bush said that he believes that Senator John Kerry will be a "tough and hard-charging" opponent. Yea. That would explain why Bush's nickname for Kerry is "Math."

Well Happy Easter everyone. Nothing special went on. I just worked and made some money. For those of you who are wondering why I start off with a wierd headline, its because im practicing jokes. They may not be that good but im working on it.

Post if u are a winner.

Current Mood: content
Current Music: STEVE IRWIN TALKING ABOUT CROC SEX

Huh?
Well apparently there are a few people who dont like it when i make fun of Martha so ill make fun of Trump:

So I heard that even though Donald Trump fires people on the Apprentice with ease, in actuality, he has a pretty hard time firing people in real life. Yea. And you know thats true because he still keeps the same barber. You know....

So tonite im having dinner with the Paternosters. Which is a little wierd because its gonna be my parents, Tom's parents, and then me and my brother. Strange times. Hopefully I'll be able to hang out with Joe cause I heard he was in town.

Post my friends. even to say hi.

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Brother's yakking

Bored like a mofo
Yea so I dont know if you guys heard about this but it was reported that in order to get her sentence reduced, Martha Stewart has asked her friends to write to her judge and tell them good things about her. Yea, and as a result Martha is expected to get life in prison. You know....

Another boring day. DAMN!! I need a big break right about now. Sounds like a Kit Kat bar is what the doctor ordered.

Post and tell me whatever. Just post. POST POST POST.

POst.

Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: Say what? Music? We dont need no stinkin Music!!

Huh?
A wha?!?! So the olympics is coming. Yea. I heard that Athens might not be able to finish building all of the stadium for the field events. Yea its a real problem. Yea in fact its such a problem that they changed the triatholon events to running, throwing, and pouring concrete. You know......

So today was another boring day. Go figure. Cheese on a stick. I just learned a new word. Raw Dog. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaa.

comment peeps.

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: NO MUSIC IM DEAF BEANS

A Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??
so Martha Stewart is in the news people and its not looking good. Yea she was found guilty on all 4 charges pressed against her. Yeah. But there is some good out of this and the Good news is that she will be the only inmate on death row to cook her own last meal. you know.....

New Lj pic, waddaya think? I copied Joe Roberts who has changed his pic like 8 times already. And he has all the bases covered: mean picture, smiley picture, and hazey one taken by webcam. Lemme know what you think.

Tom, Los, and Joe, I send to you guys the Quadrad salute. Keep on rollin, o man i sound like some kind of biker. Keep on rollin' fuckers!!! haha im dumb. Long live Mexico, there is a cat in my pants. Thank You!!!

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: I beleive in a thing called Love by The Darkness

My brother is some kind of pimp
Yes its true. My 12 year old brother is turning into a player. He got this girlfriend named Brittany like a month ago and then just now he told me his girlfriends name is Shawna. Haha wait. I asked him I thought her name was Brittany and he said and I qoute, " Yea Brittany was okay, but Shanwa has the biggest boobs ever!!" I was speechless. It was funny but at the same time sad. Funny because he is a 12 year old player and sad because he probably hurt that girl's feelings. Haha geeze, I can only imagine how that converstion went. "Sorry Brittany but your boobs are tiny and Shawna's are big and im a 12 year old player who still sleeps with his parents muwahahahaha!!!" Oh man, my family is insane. Peace out everyone.

Current Mood: busy
Current Music: The dogs barking

Fridays TGI D'oh!!!
Yup, another day in the valley with nothing to do except work out and eat healthy and go to work. I have changed my mind about the Phi Delts. I think I am gonna soend more time with them. After all, all my close friends, besides Los, are all out of town, and my trip to Colorado totally ruined me so now I feel like I am kinda alone right now. My mom is being a bitch and my dad is letting her punish me for no reason which really pisses me off. Whatever man. Well now i can honestly say that there is one good thing about LJ. You can get alot of things of your chest. Shoutout to the Quadrad. Joe, Tom, Los. We gotta get together soon. I guess thats it. Peace.

Current Mood: confused
Current Music: Hurt- Johnny Cash

Hahaha I just walk in and out as I please
Now I originally wasn't gonna post anything but my friend Tom managed to get me back on LJ to check something out on his journal. Then I got to reading what I have missed in the past 2 months and I thought, ehhhh why not. So i guess for the time being im back to posting and commenting and all that stuff. To all of you who missed me, we'll make up for the lost time, For all of you who are mad im back, dont hate the player, hate the game........

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: DOORBELL RINGING

Happy New Year (A few days late)
Hey everyone, I just got back from Dallas last night and thats partially why I have been absent. The computer at my aunt's house sucks so I didnt really have any contact with anyone that I knew. Um yea so Happy new year. I hope everyone had a good holiday. I hope everyone is doing well with their resolutions. My resolution is to become famous before the end of the year. it'll happen, then Ill be good to go. Anyway, i guess ill talk to u guys later. Peace.

Current Mood: busy
Current Music: No music just mental notes--alot of mental notes

Its all over
No more animal clinic. No more cats that want ur face ripped open and dogs that want ur guts spilled out. No more idiot techinicians who bring their problmes to work and tell me about it. AND NO MORE CLEANING UP SHIT. I leave for Dallas on Christmas Day and I wont be back till the 2nd. SO Merry Christmas everyone. Oh and Orange Lady (U know who u are) I miss you.

Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Cash Money Millionaires WHAT WHAT

BDAYS
Ok first off happy birthday to Laura. Dont know how old you are but make sure to have a good day on ur bday. Ummmm I guess I started off this LJ like I was gonna say alot but thats really all there is to post right now. Oh! Im quitting my job at the animal clinic on saturday. I have expressed my last anal gland and cleaned up my last pile of crap. Im off to Woodranch where I will enjoy playing host to hungry people.......who tip well. Not like those Claim Jumper people, I hate them so much. Yea, I guess thats all. What up Tom and Joe and Los. What up.

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Im in class and im bored and LJ seems to be my only option.

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR WTF!!!!!!!
Worst Thanksgiving Ever!!!! Remember how I said my mom ruined thanksgiving last year by putting gravy on the mashed potatoes? Well this year she didnt even make mashes potatoes!!!!!!!!! Are u fucking kidding me??? She made these yam things instead and instead of making peas, she made brussel sprouts!!! WTF!! Brussel Sprouts? Do i look like a starving german man? Do i look like I came off the street to eat crap for thanksgiving? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH IM SO MAD!!! SHE DID IT AGAIN SHE RUINED THANKSGIVING!!!! And i find it kinda funny when people get a new car and its a really shitty one in the first place and they just slap on some 20s and think its the bombest car ever.......knowing how you drive you'll prolly dent that shit hard. AND I AM TALKING ABOUT MY FRIEND JEFF "BONE CRUSHER" CRAVENS AND HIS NEW HONDA CIVIC WITH 20" ALLOYS> CONGRATULATIONS TO NATASHA AND HER NEW SILVERADO> GOOD SHIT< SORRY ABOUT THE MISCOMMUNICATION> I HAD NO IDEA U GOT A NEW CAR SO SORRY ABOUT THAT>

Current Mood: angry
Current Music: No music, IM TOO MAD !!!!!!!!

Thanksgiving
MMMMMMM I like turkey and Mashed potatoes. But i dont like gravy. And last year my entire thanksgiving was ruined because my mom put gravy on the entire serving of mashed potatoes and I had to go on with thanksgiving without my mashed potatoes. Well its a year later and Ima make sure my mom doesnt ruin this years thanksgiving. The gravy will go in a separate container for those who want it. And I also really hate it when my dad says grace right when I start eating. As soon as the food is about to hit my mouth, he is like, "hey, lets say grace for the first time in a year." And then he sits for god knows how long thanking god for everyone and their mother. I mean he will sit there and say everyone he possibly knows and then if he forgets a name, he asks my mom, "Hey honey, what was the name of the man who gave us those oranges?" "Phil." "Oh yea, and thank you lord for Phil and his lovely oranges..." And he just goes on and on until he himself starts to get hungry. Oh man, I also hate it when my brother decides to eat all of the left over pumpkin pie and not leave any for me. You little fatty, go ahead eat the pie and get fat so the kids at school will call you Mr. Fatty Mcfatfat and Chubby the purple rhinocerous. In fact the only member of my family that i would want to eat with at Thanksgiving is my dog Jethro, because he listens to what I have to say and doesnt give me any backtalk. Not like those stupid cats, I hate them so much. Oh wow, I have written alot and I didnt even notice it. Haha, peace out people and comment on what you hate about your families bad habits.

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: Everlong by Foo Fighters

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